From British Sport to American Dream
A perfect roster to take Liverpool Reds to the Champions Bowl
Liverpool’s takeover by American businessmen was the perfect opportunity for someone to have fun at football365.com . . .
American scouts have prepared a guide to some of the Liverpool squad for the new owners:
Jose Reina
Netminder with 19 shutouts this regular season. Save average of .854 in last five outs.
James Carragher
Captain of defense — 2,963 minutes of field time with powerplay change-up stats of 5-6-3.
Steve O’Finnan
Defensive cornerback and outside linebacker ranked six in division for forward offense running plays. 245 defensive tackle ratio.
Sam Hyypia
Veteran centerblocker famed for aerial rebound ability. From Finlandland.
John-Arnold Riise
Cornerman who regularly features in goalshot of the month sweeps with a left strike rated in top five nationwide for sweetness.
Gerrard Steven
Team MVP, captain and midfielderman famed for power running. Center, right wingerbacker (offensive and defensive) and secondary power forward. Career high came in Pro-Ball showdown against the Milan Tumblers.
Craig Bellamy
Controversial wide receiver/goal forward rated division’s third most likely to face red-card takedown in grudge slams. Has switched franchises several times.
Robert Bernard Fowler
Veteran strike attacker and all-time Liverpool Reds Hall of Famer. Once considered league MVP for shot-zone rebounds and accuracy in the paint.
Jermaine Pennant
Wide receiver/running forward has rushed for over 1,000 yards in rookie season.
Peter Crouch Jr
Power forward who could have potential if consortium moves into NBA.
Liverpool’s takeover by American businessmen was the perfect opportunity for someone to have fun at football365.com . . .
American scouts have prepared a guide to some of the Liverpool squad for the new owners:
Jose Reina
Netminder with 19 shutouts this regular season. Save average of .854 in last five outs.
James Carragher
Captain of defense — 2,963 minutes of field time with powerplay change-up stats of 5-6-3.
Steve O’Finnan
Defensive cornerback and outside linebacker ranked six in division for forward offense running plays. 245 defensive tackle ratio.
Sam Hyypia
Veteran centerblocker famed for aerial rebound ability. From Finlandland.
John-Arnold Riise
Cornerman who regularly features in goalshot of the month sweeps with a left strike rated in top five nationwide for sweetness.
Gerrard Steven
Team MVP, captain and midfielderman famed for power running. Center, right wingerbacker (offensive and defensive) and secondary power forward. Career high came in Pro-Ball showdown against the Milan Tumblers.
Craig Bellamy
Controversial wide receiver/goal forward rated division’s third most likely to face red-card takedown in grudge slams. Has switched franchises several times.
Robert Bernard Fowler
Veteran strike attacker and all-time Liverpool Reds Hall of Famer. Once considered league MVP for shot-zone rebounds and accuracy in the paint.
Jermaine Pennant
Wide receiver/running forward has rushed for over 1,000 yards in rookie season.
Peter Crouch Jr
Power forward who could have potential if consortium moves into NBA.
Courtesy from The Times.
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